Friday, January 30, 2009
Sex Ed
This is a term that all of India needs to get to know better. Everything needs to populate less, dogs, cows, people, bugs, everything is on a mad race to take over the world by sheer numbers alone. By simply reducing the population it would make life better for everyone because there would simply be more to go around. Anyway thats it, I have some time to kill before breakfast so I am here at the internet. Which leads me to what some of you may be wondering (as I did), what DO Indians eat for breakfast? Well (one may say they should eat each other to help the population problem) we mostly have pancake like thingys. They are made of potatoes, wheat flour, and spices. You eat them with ketchup (which is spicy because it is mixed with chili powder), along with a bowl of pourage, which is the other most common breakfast, and fruit. Other times we just eat a different Indian dish, without rice. Yeah so lots of spicy Indian food (i know what your thinking, "no shit"). Enjoy your coffee and cereal you poop heads.
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Wow, annoying girls suck so bad. Don't you wish you could just let her know what a terrible, terrible person she is, and how her life is never going to be satisfactory because of the way she acts? That sucks, sorry.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you finally answered the breakfast question, though pancakes do sound kind of predictable. I've been eating yogurt and granola every morning, but tomorrow (being saturday) a bunch of us are going to IHOP for all you can eat pancakes! It's $5, and you get hash browns, two eggs, and all the pancakes you can eat. Sweet, huh?